"I’m not super comfortable in my skin. I have to make it work for me, and that usually amounts to making it uncomfortable for everyone else."

(Source: highgayden, via muggleland)

memeguy-com:

I really dont know how to describe this

memeguy-com:

I really dont know how to describe this

(via iamaskingalice)

staticlucas:

the-multifandom-minion:

WHY IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE ON THIS DAMN WEBSITE?!?!?

GOD I LOVE EMMA WATSON

staticlucas:

the-multifandom-minion:

WHY IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE ON THIS DAMN WEBSITE?!?!?

GOD I LOVE EMMA WATSON

(via deerworld)

(Source: latenightseth, via tylreoakely)

marvelcastsource:

Can you re-enact your reaction to hearing you had been cast on a marvel movie?

(via breadiscatchingfire)

inspired by (x)

(Source: katnissverdeen, via haymitchsemptybottle)

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

(via tylreoakely)

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

(via hunkules)

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

(via 2bainzz)

comic-chick:

hipnerd:

This is the same man.

I think about this a lot.

(via hunkules)

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via tylreoakely)

agoodcartoon:

Women have an unfair advantage in business because they can get to the top in much fewer steps. An MRA cartoon. - credit to Poopy Palpy

agoodcartoon:

Women have an unfair advantage in business because they can get to the top in much fewer steps. An MRA cartoon.
- credit to Poopy Palpy

(via the-fault-in-our-wifi)

A threesome fanfiction involving Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., and Chris Pratt, by Chris Pratt.

(Source: iwantcupcakes, via tylreoakely)

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

(via tylreoakely)